Crazy IE Script Bug

I knew I didn’t want to go to work this morning for a reason. Well, aside from the fact I only went to sleep at 2am, my eyes were burning as if I just spilled some special gazoline-based, industrial-strength stain-remover on them and rubbed them with garlic, and I just all-around don’t get turned on by going to work in the mornings. Never mind that. I knew I had *The Bug* to deal with, and no matter how much I wished I had something super-important to do all day, I knew I had to tackle that bug *today*.…