Pasha Answers Questions from Troubled Amazon.com Users

I’m starting to think they should have licenses for owning a keyboard. Because people have too much time lately. And fast internet.
Amazon now has a “Customer Discussions (beta)” section on the product page.
Here’s a snapshot of something I stumbled upon just now:

Lets try to help the lost souls, shall we:
Q: I’m a lesbian but I believe in God what should I do?
Don’t tell Him.
And don’t tell your girlfriend.
Q: How many sins did you commit today?
Who, me? about six or seven. Wait, last night was already today too? Hmm. Maybe like ten. I didn’t know she was married, man.
Q: Why are there so many Atheists on a Religion forum?
We like it here. It’s quiet and sunny. The girls are cute.
But enough with us, why are You Capitalizing Any Word That Has To Do With religion, yo??
Q: Only religion leads us to Truth!
Oh, I see now. Good answer.
Q: What is the meaning of a “pure heart” especially in today’s society?
“She told him she only likes him for the car”.
And Google doesn’t know either so that’s the best you’re going to get.
Q: Is George Bush the Anti-Christ?
Anti-Christ? I thought he was just “anti exis of evil”. Is Christ there too? Is he with that North Korean dude with the expensive booze?